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We can’t talk. You had sex with the girl I came close to dating.
HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH
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A bonus baby.
I’d be surprised too if I suddenly gave birth to Jack Black
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